Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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