my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I won't apologize to a one balled man
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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