I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Please don't give away my fajitas
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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