508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
