God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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