How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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