My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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