Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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