are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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