lets start a swedish sibling band together
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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