We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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