what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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