Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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