Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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