I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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