Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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