I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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