my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We had sex on a dog bed..
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
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