It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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