So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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