god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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