I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
The Olympian is in my bed
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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