This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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