we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
should my penis look like a turkey
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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