im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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