I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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