He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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