I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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