I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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