Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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