out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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