Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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