It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Randomize
