What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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