you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Randomize
