I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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