She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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