Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
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Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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