Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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