we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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