we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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