but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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