absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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