Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Enjoy the penises
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
