her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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