Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
accomplished twins. life is a go
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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