Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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