I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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