it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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