Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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