I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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