38 yer olds are good kisserssss
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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