I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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