we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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