I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
