Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
She's the barista slut.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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